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July 21st, 2008
11:36 am - Bruised butts & egos
So far with all the pics coming in from the San Diego/Rat City game, there is only one of me! But it's a good one. It's of me at the front of the pack whipping my jammer out. Glad there aren't more because they would probably consist of me looking like a flying ragdoll! We got pummled this weekend. They have giant amazon women that skate like holy hell on that team! I have never felt so teeny in my life. They flung me into the crowd more times than I'd like to admit. Now I know how all those little chicks felt when I did it to them! Boy was that a giant slice of humble pie.
Not only did we get beat & beaten up, but we got treated fantabulously! They were amazing hosts! They picked us up at the airport, fed us day of the bout, drove us to the afterparty, bought us beer, gave us merch and were generally some of the nicest chicks I've ever played derby with. I had so much fun! I learned a lot too and have a real understanding of what I need to work on - pretty much everything!
This is the gal that gave me the most trouble. I hit her as hard as I possibley could with full skating speed and bounced right off. Then she would launch me into the crowd and be right back at the front of the pack to do it to someone else. She was amazing!
Oh yeah, and did I mention that she jams too? She's my hero!
If you actually want pics of the game, you have to go here:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/davebayro/sets/72157606279789509/
http://www.flickr.com/photos/type2b/sets/72157606281153501/
We're the team in black/blue playing the Sockit Wenches in blue/orange. They had the cutest uniforms!
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July 15th, 2008
10:01 pm - Attack of the eyebrows!
Today I helped my dad set up a yahoo personals profile. We dug through boxes and boxes of old photographs and I taught him how to scan, resize and post them. It was fascinating and fun to see all those old pictures and hear the stories, but very frustrating trying to teach him so much all at once. We finally got 8 or so pics up for him and a nice little profile. So I hope he gets some chicks!
The really funny part for me was coming across all these old pics of me from highschool that I hadn't seen in YEARS and YEARS. I decided I had to scan some of them for posterity. They all have one underlying theme that I can only sum up with a question - WHY THE FUCK DIDN't ANYONE TELL ME ABOUT WAXING?!?!?!
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July 8th, 2008
10:52 pm - Ooopsie Almost forgot ...
You should come out and see me play this weekend too! This is our last home game before we move to our sweet new venue at the .... Del Mar Fairgrounds! Whoohooo
I'm playing Sonoma BTW - Bout 2
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10:08 pm - Seattle baby!
The San Diego Derby Doll AllStars are playing the Rat City Roller Girls in Seattle on July 19th and guess who got picked to play?!?
I'm so freakin' excited!!
Rat City is one of the top teams in the nation right now and while I don't have any illusions of spanking them or even getting close to winning, I am determined to skate like a champ! I've been skating 5-6 days a week for the last month and I haven't been drinking. *gasp* I must be serious about this derby thing!
I know I have a few friends & acquantances out in Seattle, so come cheer us on! SD needs some fans!
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05:28 pm - Pervy Throwaways ???
I frequent this teeny, ghetto, kinda scary thrift store by my place because I've gotten incredibley lucky there a few times, but today I hit the jackpot!!
I bought a brand new pair of black patent ballet boots for $2.49!!! They are almost my size and everything! They are a bit big which is perfect 'cause I can stuff the toe. I don't need to stand up in those things anyhow.
I can't believe someone just donated them. The lady said that was the only thing that came in from them and she didn't even know what they were. I found them in a pile of random odds and ends in a corner - not even in the shoe section! She asked me what I was going to use them for and I told her 'for photos". Then she leaned in real close and whispered conspiratorially "I heard they were made for dominatrixes to wear!". And she gave me the "tsk, tsk". HAHAHAHA
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July 2nd, 2008
09:23 pm - Pussycat Derby Dolls!
The Derby Dolls are putting on a fundraiser this weekend and 4 brave ladies volunteered to strip (ahem, sorry - burlesque dance) on skates for it. They asked me to come choreograph and help with costumes. What a night!
Let's just say that I'm really bummed I'm not going to be there Saturday to see them, but at the same time am very glad because it's going to be ... interesting. Those girls are brave ... really brave.
You all know how sick to freakin' death I am of this shit by the way, right? It's funny because San Diego is about 5 years or so behind SF so burlesque is just hitting it big here. Everyone is so damn excited about it, but they have no idea AT ALL about it. So wrangling these gals into some semblence of a dance troupe and trying to explain why you can't just stand there and shake your boobs back and forth for a minute and a half song was a bit trying, but I think it might just come together. I thought a little background would help, so I did a bunch of burlesque research for them.
AND LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!! I came across the most brilliant duo, so I thought I'd share. I'm going to now waste a few more minutes of my life watching every act I can find of these two - they are hilarious! Way to take it up a notch!
Enjoy!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=QXuPg0ZAID0&feature=related
http://youtube.com/watch?v=92pGLRQpqFs&feature=related
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June 11th, 2008
12:26 pm - I'm almost afraid to post this ...
but what the hell? I like to live dangerously ...
If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you. Or, if you don't want to post it, but want a memory from me, say so at the end of your comment and I'll reply with one. But consider posting. It's fun to see what comes up.
stolen from ![[info]](http://p-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) whittles
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June 3rd, 2008
07:26 pm - No little Blaine's ...
EVER! It's official. We just got home from corruptmorals gettin' snipped. He's lying on the couch in just a jockstrap doped up on vicodin and watching bad movies. I rented that vagina dentata movie for him 'cause it just seemed so wrong for today.
He is doing fine, but a little annoyed that they wouldn't let him keep his vas deference. When he asked, the nurse just shot him a puzzled look, laughed and put it in the jar. Guess they don't hear that one too often.
We will still be having the vasectomy shower, but it is now being planned around the official no-sperm-count day that happens in 3 months. We will be playing pin the stitches on the nuts and other twisted baby shower games. Suggestions welcomed!
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May 21st, 2008
04:12 pm
Oopsie, missed one ...
this one is mine too
http://www.burlesque-couture.de/product_info.php?info=p263_Kleid--Candy-.html
Anyone want to help me find contact info so I can write them? I can't seem to find any on the site.
And please don't badger on my behalf. I'd like to write a very professional, yet annoyed letter.
Thanks
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04:02 pm - I'm so fucking tired ...
of getting ripped off! Check this out:
Does this dress look familiar?
http://www.burlesque-couture.de/product_info.php?info=p249_Kleid--Details-in-Love-.html
It is almost an EXACT copy of my KBK dress - the only thing she changed was flounces to ruffles. Oh, and made the bustline look crappy.
Oh and after digging around the site more I see she ripped off other of my designs as well. Do people think I'll not notice?!? What the hell??
http://www.burlesque-couture.de/product_info.php?info=p244_Kleid--English-Garden-.html
BTW - I'm not the only one they are ripping off!
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May 13th, 2008
05:46 pm - Outing myself to Mom
I went to lunch yesterday with my mom for a belated Mother’s Day and we talked a lot about my weekend at DomCon. She is opening up so much and really enjoyed hearing about some of the tamer classes (especially fireplay).
We were winding down our conversation when this old lady walked up and asked to speak to me. She said to me “Your amazing energy pulled me to you and I had to stop and tell you what a beautiful person you are. You are so obviously exhuberant in your own skin and happy in your unique path, it emenates from all your pores. You look like a strong and interesting woman that has experienced the deepest levels of erotic sexuality.” At this point I started nervously laughing and blushing like crazy 'cause all I could think about was all the dirty fun I had in LA. She went on “It’s women like you that embrace their path and their sexuality that are going to change the world”.
My mom looked at me and said “Well, you do seem happy in your work and with your chosen profession and that makes me happy”.
Awwww I'm a Domme and my mom still loves me!
And I'm still the freak magnet I've always been ...
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April 29th, 2008
05:02 pm - Quickie catch up
I was chastised today for not updating here and making my friends think I've been left under the banked track to die, so here is a quickie update of the last few weeks.
Had a pretty rad 8 year wedding anniversary with corruptmorals. We putted out to the beautiful 39.5 foot Yorktown sailboat that my dad basically GAVE TO US recently. We celebrated with 2 buck chuck and KFC. We ain't trash! :P And yes you read that correctly. We actually own a boat again! Not only is it big enough to live on if things go completely to shit here (could still happen), but it's the perfect size for taking off in! Plus its been around the world a couple times already. It needs lots of work and love, but we are more than willing to give it all we've got. She will be seaworthy before you know it. I'm still kind of in shock.
Last weekend was a crazy birthday party at the dungeon for Domina Angelina. Our sub Thing 1 made her the most spectacular corset cake with a flogger wrapped around it! It was all edible and soooo yummy! I made Domina's dress and Thing 2 brought her the coolest Minnie Mouse ears from her trip to Disneyland for her own birthday. She even had them embroidered. We have an awesome adopted family here!
Oh! That beautiful custom flogger was from Sadistic Rubber Nun. She kicks ass too! It's black patent leather & pink soft leather. It feels sooo good! Or at least that's what the girls tell me. heh
Ok, thats it for now ... I think I need another shower. :)
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04:39 pm - Dirty no more!
I just took a shower ... in my own house!!! The shower is finally finished! I am soooooo freakin' excited!!
Now we just have to finish the rest of the bathroom so we have a sink, mirror, tp holder & shelves for towels. It's just some drywall, primer, paint & baseboard.
Baby steps ...
Since corruptmoralsdid most of the work, he got to take the first shower. But I was there to document it!
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April 12th, 2008
04:53 pm - Need your latex photo fix?
corruptmorals & I had an amazing time filming an interrogation scene for the Domina Files at the dungeon with one of our sexy subs. We finally got to get dolled up again in our matching latex military outfits that I made for us a few years ago.
I just wish I had put my shoes on for this pic 'cause I look REALLY short!
My makeup was really hot. It's hard to see in this pic 'cause its just a snapshot, but it was pearlescent green/pink/blue. It was sort of peacockish in the right light. I hope it shows like that in the film!
I made Domina Angelina this custom "little black dress" & waist cincher for her birthday, but gave it to her early so she could wear it in the film. The gasmask is the logo of the dungeon, and yes, that is a hand cut applique. And no, we will not be doing that again anytime soon.
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April 3rd, 2008
11:04 pm - Duuuhhhhrrrrrrrrrrrr whut?
You are looking at the unanimously nominated, voted in & patted on the back (all without her knowledge) - Captain of the San Diego All Star Banked Track team. Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I was quietly minding my own business during the very heated discussion about choosing a captain as I am completely unqualified not only to do the job, but choose someone else for it. (I've scrimmaged on the damn banked track twice!) So I was very surprised and taken aback to hear people chanting my name all of a sudden. I guess I mumbled something that was translated into "Great! I would love to take this on!" and that was that.
First order of business - I am choosing uniforms! Start with something you know ...
I guess this means I made the team?!
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March 31st, 2008
11:12 pm - I missed the bus
I knew my two worlds would collide one day, I just wish I had been there for it!
Finally - rollergirl porno!
I just wish they would have used more alternative models with pink hair and tats, but you can't have everything. Although I was stoked to see LADD skating in the background!
Someone needs to buy me this!!
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March 25th, 2008
10:37 am - Latex Sale!
Huge Lust Designs Direct Latex Sample Sale!
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March 19th, 2008
09:13 pm - Owie!
I just clicked the wrong end of my pen and punctured myself so deeply that I just got a surprise tattoo. I am teh dumb.
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08:18 pm - Another Texas Tidbit
I finally managed to upload all my photos from Texas and start writing about the rest of my trip. So here is another installment ...
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March 17th, 2008
10:27 am - Texas doled out in little pieces
Texas Latex Party
I left SD on March 6th to vend at the Texas Latex Party in Houston. My flight took all day with a lovely 5 hour layover in Denver. That was not part of the plan, but funky weather grounded a bunch of planes. Luckily Tressa of Fierce Couture (who I was invited by and was sharing a room & booth with) had her flight delayed as well. We actually managed to arrive in the Houston airport merely minutes apart. We took an $80 cab ride (ouch!) to the hotel and when we arrived we found out that we were the last to check in so we got the last room available. The room happened to be directly across the hall from the main party room, had only one bed and they were out of roll-aways. Luckily it was a giant, comfy bed and we were able to keep on our own sides. Surprisingly enough we both partied late into the eve most nights so the fact that we were directly across the hall was quite a nice benefit and we were never kept up. I can’t say that the people next to us were as lucky though! We started off the next day fairly early and set up our tables & roll away racks and met all the other vendors. There was a newish corset maker and a large fetish store out of Philly who’s name I can't remember (Pleasure something) and Rene from BabyLove’s Latex. Everyone was super cool and we helped each other out and sent customers around and generally had a very pleasant time vending together. Or at least that was my take. I didn’t see any drama for once! The crowd was really fun and amazing well dressed! They dressed in full latex and/or corsets for breakfast, changed for high tea, changed again for dinner & then again for the afterparty! And we are talking full fledged, head to toe incredible outfits each time – on everyone! I was blown away. I did fairly well, but the crowd was a little old for my look. They loved all the ruffles and bows and bikinis, but preferred to wear more elegant pieces, gowns & suits. I sold quite a bit still and took some really fun custom orders. And now I have a good idea what to bring for next time. I had some really fantastic talks with a range of people at all the parties. I never once felt uncomfortable or outside of the group. Everyone was very welcoming and excited to chat till the wee hours of the morning. I haven’t stayed up until 4 or 5 am for 3 nights in a row since I was in college and not without a bit of chemical help! One of the highlights of the last evening was the awards ceremony. They give out really cute awards for best latex, best corsets, best sissy etc for the weekend. The beautiful woman that won for best latex was either wearing my latex or Tressa’s at everything all weekend! It was awesome to actually get to see people enjoying their new latex as I’m so used to sending it off and never seeing it again. Another fun moment was when I believe I created a major latex fetishist in the poor 14/15 yr old boy I accidentally bowled over on my way to the bathroom at one of the parties. We had nice pipe & drape everywhere so we didn’t freak out the rest of the guests and they wouldn’t bother us, but there was about a 20 foot span from the end of the drape to the door to the bathroom where lots of interesting encounters took place. I’m used to wearing low cut tops and having my boobs hanging out so since I was fully covered in a high-neck top that night, I was feeling fairly confident that I didn’t have to worry about it. But! I kinda forgot that it was made of transparent pink latex and left very little to the imagination. I bet that kid’s imagination was a fun place to be that night!
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